Ahh memories ...

Day three on my Western Canada tour. I forgot.

Quite simply i forgot. I won't say what but I definately forgot all about it and its back.

Okay bitches lets round up my driving, monday I woke at three am and drove to Banf AB from Vancouver BC, 11 hours, then I drove from Banf to Williams Lake, 10 hours, today I drove from Williams Lake to Penticton, 7 Hours. FUCK!!! My apologies to David Tribble.

My showas are going fine got a partial Standing O in Banf, and by [ppartial I mean twelve people, I sold some hats and went to bed in a Band house that provided free itch, and the security of an abusive stepdads lap.
Williams lake was good but it felt as if our show was interupting a cities planning of a mass suicide pact. A desolate feeling engulfed the smiling eyes, and all in all I hope we did our best to prevent some deaths. On a positive note I riffed 4 minutes of material about my balls, pure genius, and I think I'm a better man for having done it.
I have had no time for socializing after any of the shows as we always have to leave so early in the following am, and tonight will be no different, shows at 10, and we need to leave by nine so I need to close a deal in half an hour after the show or forgo any company. Soo I'll update soon, also I have a great story about my bank bouncing a check of mine that will make you burn with anger and cry...
God bless the children.
PCJ

Thats a TWAT hat at 35,000 feet in the back of a Air Tanker refueling F-15's.... These Pics rock!
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These are some awsome pics sent to me from an Air force refueler I performed for in Idaho. Some pretty amazing pics Mr Hoagland.
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The gang from the Benefit for Hurricane Katrina, Debi Gutieraz(sp?) was very cool. As were the others but they don't have really big breasts.
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Standing O Mofo!
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Harveys, I rocked Portland, Tore up from the Floor up... Me soo funny:)
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I am the worst Blogger right Now!!!!

May I start this posting off with , Sorry...

I have no internet access right now and when I do, it is soo limited that I never think to post instead of check and send emails...
So this post will be a mish mash of all sorts of ideas.

OK Life update. Since we last talked world, I have moved into my apartment in Kitsalano and out of my brothers place. Seems he dislikes me having sex in his house, which is totally understandable, but man sometimes what's a guy to do?

My new pad is simple and cute. Little patio, no furniture really, I have a bookshelf, and a small kitchen table, and a Kick ass bed, all in purple... It's really cool. Possibly the coolest bed set I've ever had.

Anyways, I really like it, but I need couches, unless....

OK, when I was a younger man, I never got comfortable furniture in my apartments except for a bed so that when ever you brought home a cute girl(or even a not so cute one) you would automatically go to the bedroom to sit... It was a really players move. But now that I am older and less of a player I will use it to lounge about on my bed with Mormons that come over and wish to discuss god while I give them a backrub.

OK, what's next... Still seeing a really cool girl, but I'm not allowed to talk about it. But I will say it's weird when you have to wordlessly define the responsibility to someone that you are spending a great deal of time with, and having sex with, and sharing with... If both of you avoid discussing the definition of the relationship are you bound by anything not to see other people? Or to even just take a break and not call? Or buy a birthday present? It's weird its kinda like a limbo, but she is soo cool, I guess I should just roll with it, and not focus to much on those issues.

Uhm, Had some wicked shows including a picture of a standing Ovation... Always a good pic from the comics POV.

I am leaving on tour next week, so burglars be ware I have no easily movable valuables, but if you can dis assemble a heavy bed and sheets you might score if you like purple.

Updates on ME!

Where to begin. I had a great week in Portland Oregon. I rocked out Harvey's and had great shows all week. Worked with a comic who was cool, and casual, and funny.

The week ended kinda sucky though as I left the keys to my car in the other comics car. Then he drove to Spokane. I awoke to no keys, and an immovable car. Grrr. Sucky! I had to get him to fed ex them to me, and I spent an extra day trapped in the condo (which was not a condo but a house, and was beautiful... I had a jacuzzi in my room.)

Then off to Bend for a benefit for Hurricane Katrina. I am a flawed man. A very flawed man. I was irritated with this event. I am as compassionate as the next guy. And I want to help out... but, if you are asking comics to perform at an event, you shouldn't cover some comics expenses and not others... Seriously uncool. I mean they flew some comics in from god knows where, then others got a greyhound ticket which they paid for themselves, then others didn't so much as get a buck for gas. It wasn't very fair, and it didn't seem to make sense. I know I sound like a bastard, an ungrateful complainer. But... I did drive hundreds of miles to give my time to entertain and raise money (we raised 70, 000 dollars!), they asked me to come in early for press, and there was none, and I had to keep switching hotels, but then other acts were being chauffeured around in a limo and weren't out of pocket a dime, whereas I was out of pocket a hundred plus... but I don't even get a receipt to deduct that from my taxes....
And there was no rhyme or reason to who they covered, if they were going by credits I should have been the one, but I was expendable....
God I'm a bitch.

Anyways the show went great. They helped alot of people and made a difference I hope. I even met some people from New Orleans, and it was really touching. Regardless of my socialist rant, I'm glad I did it....

Ok I just got some really cool pics of My Twat hat being flown in the sky's above Afghanistan, I will post them tonight. But I need to get some food. Ciao!