When your comic won't pay attention to you, call hot comic...

I'll listen to you and give you what you need, long hard, satisfying laughs that won't stop. You'll cry, you'll scream, you just won't get enough of my thick premises and probing commentary. And my jokes are long, they aren't any 10 second bits, mine last forever, and don't ever get soft. So if your interested in exploring my premises, and other stuff, let me know at 1 900 super hott comic with a tight tight setup.

Edmonton was awsome!
Great crowds, great shows, not one bad show, not one heckler, not one table that was disruptive... I hate to say it, but it put my hometown of Vancouvers crowds to shame when it comes to behavior. Crowds came to laugh and thats what they did, there was even a bachalorette party at one of the shows, and unlike the ones I suffered through in van two weeks ago, they behaved and had a great time, and they were hammered too....

My TWAT hats are racing off the shelves, I sold a ton in edmonton, and even worse I sold out of my bootleg CD's on the Friday night. I need to make more asap.

On the only down note, although I got a little firtations from some girls, I still went without any real companionship for the week... boo hoo.

Well Calgary starts this week and I expect it to be a fun week as well. Will keep you posted!

Peace out bitches.
And much love bitches as well,

New Post Bitches!

Oh my god thank you all for the email I have been receiving!
I have been so bad a returning it, I am sorry!

what's weird is that I have let some lapse sooo long that I feel bad about returning it now because it would be so far out of context.

I am going on the road for the next twelve weeks, really looking forward to making new fans and meeting new folks.

I also just got a new order of my hats in, so I should have enough for the next couple weeks if you are looking to get a TWAT hat.

Ok on to funny stuff...
My friend Seans roommate killed himself last week. Sean never liked him, but the guys dad showed up to clean his stuff out, and this made me laugh thinking about his dad cleaning out his dead sons stuff wearing a Worlds Greatest Dad! T shirt.... Is that twistedly funny or what?

Talk at you soon angels...

This girl insisted I show her my Prince Albert, what could I say...
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I don't put enough male belly up here for my female readers... enjoy ladies.
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The Whistler bar staff, awsome night Tommy Lee was gonna drop in but I got tired, ski hills wear me out.
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The hotest bartender in Whistler:) She was soo into me, but hey I'm georgeous.
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I'm so much taller than Darren Frost. Oh, and that's Sean Proudlove's head floating behind us... he is soooo creepy...
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A blury pic of my new friend Theresa Sokyrka, she has some awsome positive energy. And is pretty cute too. She is a singer, check out her website here.
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Bueller is starting his own Comedy room at Jupiters in Van, check it out in May if you get a chance.
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Some awsome promoters! Bobbi and friends:)
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The corrupting influences of Pete... Here is a certain HR person smoking a certain green leaf, in a certain apt. hmmm....
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