When your comic won't pay attention to you, call hot comic...

I'll listen to you and give you what you need, long hard, satisfying laughs that won't stop. You'll cry, you'll scream, you just won't get enough of my thick premises and probing commentary. And my jokes are long, they aren't any 10 second bits, mine last forever, and don't ever get soft. So if your interested in exploring my premises, and other stuff, let me know at 1 900 super hott comic with a tight tight setup.

Edmonton was awsome!
Great crowds, great shows, not one bad show, not one heckler, not one table that was disruptive... I hate to say it, but it put my hometown of Vancouvers crowds to shame when it comes to behavior. Crowds came to laugh and thats what they did, there was even a bachalorette party at one of the shows, and unlike the ones I suffered through in van two weeks ago, they behaved and had a great time, and they were hammered too....

My TWAT hats are racing off the shelves, I sold a ton in edmonton, and even worse I sold out of my bootleg CD's on the Friday night. I need to make more asap.

On the only down note, although I got a little firtations from some girls, I still went without any real companionship for the week... boo hoo.

Well Calgary starts this week and I expect it to be a fun week as well. Will keep you posted!

Peace out bitches.
And much love bitches as well,