Wow Hermiston Or, wow.

What a show up in the Oregon! 500 people, another partial standing "o". (I wonder what it's gonna take to get the rest of the crowd to stand up and clap as well, as i keep getting partials, which I shouldn't complain about as I used to not get anything, but still, come-on the rest of you!)
I had 6 cds for sale which I sold in under 2 minutes, and i even signed some breasts... which they emailed pictures of to me the next day, which I would put up... but my parents have discovered my blog so i need to ease them into the concept that this is not a place for them.
So I will surprise my blog with things to shock them over time, and with random unpredictability.
My friend left who was staying with me for the last couple weeks, kinda nice to have my place to myself. Not wearing pants anymore.

My brother Eric is riding hid bike through the Andes in South America and has created a really cool blog if you are interested in travel in rural Argentina, it's here.

I am performing at the Tulalip Casino on Wednesday, and then in Alaska this weekend which should be fun, I am going to an island that has a Volcano erupting on it! How cool is that!
i've never seen a volcano erupting, that will definately be one for the books.

Take updates soon:)
Peace out biatches.

Its Sunny!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen the sun in years it seams.

Vancouver is beautiful, but dude I did not quite expect the winter to be soo dark. I have been experiencing a slow creeping malaise, much like the sadness that takes you over when you wake up and realize your only skill in life is the kazoo.

SO as I roll out of my wicked purple bed, I notice the brightness in my room, and I check to see if I left my grow lights on, but it turns out Mr Sun has punched mr cloud in its bloody mouth, and I decided to update my blog.

I am doing some shows around the Pacific Northwest and Alaska this month.

I am doing the Superbowl of Comedy in Hermiston Oregon on Saturday the28th, I'm at the Tulalip Casino on Feb 1, Then Kodiak Alaska the following Two days.

I just booked a Headline week for Toronto in May the week before headlining Mineapolis, so I will try and fill in some more eastern dates around then.

To all the girls who keep emailing me, thank you all, I love you too! But I am not the slut I used to be, so wow me with presents of food and and magic tricks.

If you are a Vancouverite I will be at the Urban Well tonight, Hosting at the Yuks Club first week of March, and prob headlining lafflines first week of April, so there are plenty of oportunities to come and taste the wonder that is... Pete.

Bless you and the light.

Update

Oh My a new post.

Whats up? Well I am booking my 06. I got dates all around the pacific Northwest and Central US but am still lacking in the (south)east. It's weird its like they only work 15 comics out there, and nobody in any other part of the country has ever heard of them.

Anyways, I just shot a DVD and a Cd finally! I am like the last comic alive who has neither and soon I'll have both! Yeah.

Of course I plan on selling them for 100 dollars each.

That will make me unique.

Anyways i am such a bad blogger, I'll get enthusiastic again soon. I just have very little time to myself lately. And I am not creative when other people are around.
Lame excuse.
Ciao