AAAaaagh.

That’s how I woke this morning. Now normally a scream like that would be due to me waking up and finding that the juice I was drinking was home-made Peyote Schnapps, and that girl who I went to bed with is actually not a that attractive, and not that a girl. But this morning my scream was due to the fact that I awoke, much like Godfather (I), in a bed full of blood, but not from a horse head but my cock head.(I was gonna make a horse cock joke here, but I remember my ex reads this and she would correct me)...back to the bloody mess...



My piercing well on its way to healing must have gotten caught on something while I slept, and loosened whatever was healing inside... But seriously it was sooo much blood!

It soaked through the gauze, through my brothers robe, through my brothers 900 thread count sheets, through his imported down pillows, and into his brand new pillow top mattress. Bad luck for my brother...(who by the way co-hosted love line with DR. Drew and Adam Corolla last Thursday night) (weird, cause my ex works for DR. Drew on his new Discovery Show, and my ex from like 6 years ago co-hosted his MTV show... Damn, DR Drew totally cock blocks my action...)

God when will the fruits of my stupidity end? I ask you? When?

Second topic.

I think I’m gonna start an indifference web ring… I’m pretty sure there isn’t a huge indifference movement, so I might spearhead it. Maybe, but I’m awful tired. God I hope my penis stops bleeding. I am really starting to miss my porn cruising. I can't do it, cause I can't masterbate for another week or two. I can still imagine how I do it still...I have my simple favorites, I start out at fleshbot, I pick through all the crap and usually feel like I have both learned something and gotten an eyefull of Porn. If it sucks I give a quick looksee to AllAmatureBlog, you see I like my girls realistic, as in... with somebosy else. (I kid, i do just fine with the ladies, you can't operate a blog like this without fightin the pussy off with a stick;). Sometimes the close up shots of labia desensitize me, and I long for the simple pleasures of imagining what labia might look like... Thats when I visit the new Sears catalog. Actually I go to a former member of men at work's site who started his own swimsuit company, on a shoestring, and apparently with very little more... future strippers of the world take note of your costume shop.
Anyways I miss the cruise of these sites.. I miss the feeling of discovery. Now all I do is 'read' and 'learn' and become 'informed' , it's all such elitist bullshit.

That’s my closer, goodnight...


Oh! One more thing, I found this guy who has a sassy blog, and also sells shirts that remind me of my TWAT HATS, his site is called The Shocker and there is a link to his shirts,

This reminds me of thi Aussie guy who had this move he called the Dragon, where he would take his fingers and put two in his 'Sheila's Sniffer', and Two in her 'How Do You Do', then work her clitty with yer Thumb. "That's the Dragon Mate. Not all women like it, but the ones that do, know where they can get it" (they he would make a loud "Hah!" and elbow you hard with the arm holding his pint. How do they not rule the world?