Monday, monday... so good to see, la la , la,la , la la...

I awake to many new things, I sadly see that Mr Schwartzeneggers popularity is plummeting in California. This both surprises me, and doesn't really interest me all at the same time. I am not affiliated nor do I support either ridiculously unrepresentative political party, but I thought for pure entertainment purposes that our Austrian friend would be somewhat Teflon to the publics teetering waves of interest.

Since I am an american political apathy proponent, I see no harm in electing an all entertainment governing body, and to lead off with such a larger than life character is A OK with this non-voter. As long as it doesn't ever interfere with the corporate agenda, that puts companies ahead of people and keeps wealth and power in the hands of the elite 1% I am happy.
Here's a little aside to other comics, or writers out there, I find it amazing and I'm sure you do to, how everyone assumes they are interesting enough to enter our jokes, or stories. How often are we assaulted by the most mundane (usually drunk, or retarded) person saying "this is gonna end up in your act isn't it?". How do people see themselves? Does their personal view jump off the screen like an action film when they see themselves waking up and going to work every morning? Do they see a raucous comedy when they slip an innuendo about sex while preparing sausages? Who do we blame for this disparity from reality and general existence... I blame bad TV. Because it has made everyone think they are truly an undiscovered star, when in fact only Tina Dupuy and myself are. (and 13 other individuals named by the supreme council of the Illuminati, that must remain secret until the death of the lost prince at the hands of the jackal thief.)

It's May! The month to ponder socialist agendas! I propose that we socialize creativity, that way we can all take credit in the genesis of creation that Hollywood is giving us. After all we give the bad ideas strength by tuning in, why not give us a piece of the pie? Just a thought, cause I feel we should get a check for watching american Idol, not the other way around. In fact here is a list of shows we should be paid to watch;

American Idol $$
Riding The Bus with my sister $$$$
Hannity & Colmes $$
Yes Dear $$$
Road Rules $
King of Queens $$
The George Lopez thing $$$
Entertainment Tonight $$
Extra $$$
Wheel of Fortune $
All new Kids Cartoons $$$
The L Word $
Family Business$$ (only $ if they are particularily naked)
Simple Life $$$$
Dr. Phil $$$$$
Local evening news $$$
Carson Daley $$
Newsnight with Aaron Brown $$
Michael Jackson Coverage $$$
Presidential Press Conferences $$ (that are completely pointless, as the last few)
Golf on TV $$$
Any coverage of someone who is famous that has either kicked something, found out something, or going through something $$$$$
All cable channels (with the exception of Nat Geographic, two shows on Food Channel, and the hardcore porn channels) $

What I should be paid scale -
$ merely reimbursed the minimum wage for time watched (currently, 4.65 an hour)
$$ Minimum wage plus suspension of disbelief bonus of 25 dollars an hour.
$$$ Retardation required fee, 100 per hour for the drugs and pills required to entertain ideas presented.
$$$$ Life completely wasted tariff, 1K per hr, Valuable moments in ones existence never to be returned.
$$$$$ Animosity insurance of 10,022 bucks per 1/2 hr episode. This fee is to reduce the need to stalk and destroy the source of brain pain...

I would pay to see;
Frontline, Deadwood, Bella does anyone, and Old Family Guys, (jury is still out on the new ones, considering how much I hated American Dad), and a couple of other shows that are on probation.

Much luv crumpets...