A ghost! I met a ghost!

Well, at least the nearest equivilent, the rarest sighting you can ever come accross in the world... A very hot girl, who loves... loves I say, and cover your ears if you can't handle the next part but... anal.

Oh my god! It's true! They exist, it's not just a myth manufactured by Hustler, and various mens magazines, they truely are out there friends.

First off let me tell you how much I love Louisiana. I just spent another fantastic couple of days down in the big easy, then again in a smaller town called Houma. The people down there are just about the nicest, most relaxed group I have ever met in my life. And the girls are as sweet as their tea, and as easy as their high school readin tests.

I did a show that was soo much fun, we played around for at least an hour and a bit up on stage, it was a real interactive process as I had quite a few chit chatters, but damn, they was fun! And afterwards this dark haired siren sauntered up to me with a mischivious grin and said, she sure did enjoy my act, and just as casually said, "and I love it in the ass."
Well, young lady, I said, "I have never heard such inappropriate talk in all my years!" I was flustered, but I thought the only way to punish this outrageous behavior is much like my father when he caught me smoking, he sat me down and made me smoke the entire ounce... Soo following that logic I felt this young lady was deserved of a night full of... well you get the picture.

Here's a side note, don't call your ex-fiance as soon as you are all done to tell her about it. She really doesn't want to hear about it:) But then again, it's kinda fun to let her know. Of course I think I would hate to hear about it, if the tables were reversed...or maybe I wouldn't, hmmm.

I think I need to buy a place in Louisiana, I was looking at land prices, and you can get a three bedroom, two bath house on 34 acres for about 75 dollars, but thats over priced in the summer.

But back to finding a young girl who loves the exploits of the darker entrance... this is a rarity, and ver much an uncommon activity on a first date. Almost exclusively this is something that will end a first date with the kind of ending that will prevent not just a second date but another date with any other girl in the same town. It is excedingly unpopular, which by the way, is why guys like it, because it is soo uncommon. It sure isn't cause it's better sex, cause it ain't. It's just cause wow, hey, thats dirty! And wrong, and sinful, and what the hell did your daddy do to you?

I was actually a little intimidated, as I was not all that experianced in providing such a service, but the remarkable indelicacy of the event added to it's surprisingly quick finish, ... ooops. But with no shame as this was something thoroughly exciting and new, so I can't beat myself up about it. Anyways... I love my job sometimes.
And next time I have a bad show, I'm gonna remember why I do comedy, its cause I get to meet incredibly hot girls who tell me they like it up the ass, and I am a man who likes to bring joy....