Ok, I need to catch up.

1 The copy was a horrible copy that I couldn't read....
2 I'm not sick anymore. But I haven't worked out in three days.
3 I am in a pissy mood for no express reason. Some days I just can't fuckin take how slow everybody in the south talks, moves, thinks, breathes, drives, reacts, etc.
4 I really fuckin hate how slow the south is, I just need to mention it again, I would hate to need an ambulance, or I wonder if anyone has ever phoned a friend on Who wants to be a millionaire that lived in the south, "What is the atomic weight of Uranium 132? a 99 b 101 c 122 d 132 ? Hello? Hello? ......" -end scene.
5 The people in the south are so slow, they can time their descision making with a fault line.
6 I'm on my way to Afghanistan as we speak. I have checked in, and am waiting to board my flight to Germany. I only got my info this morning? Can you freakin imagine....
7 The south is like the way the six million dollar man looks when he is running, but here they are actually going that slow, not fast like TV would have us believe.
8 I am taking too many carry on bags, cause last time I flew US Air they lost my bag.
9 I'm surprized the song of the south isn't a waltze... get it? Huh?