I'm in limbo as to a trip to the middle east right now. Frustrating, the Army or Military is a very weirdly organized beast. At once it is this massively effective change instigator, but it does not possess that quality for understanding foreign systems and how they work... like my schedule, and how moving the entire tour by two days screws my entire month...But how do I explain that to the same organization that throws Haliberton no bid contracts? How I ask you bitches How?

I am going to try a bunch of online dating services this week. My plan is to sign up for all of them and see if any of them work, however I will post incredibly narcisitic comments on one profile, self eviscerating on another and simplistic on another... Then lets see who finds me interesting and appealing, and who can go sraight to hell, because they don't even know me.

I got an advance copy of the new Harry Potter Book arriving Tommorrow! I was never really that into the series but how can I turn down such an amazing peice of contraband... No I WILL NOT BE SELLING IT, however I will try and read the entire thing and post my thoughts on each chapter. I would sell it, but from what I understand I will go to jail. And I won't be going alone I will turn over on all you bastards that ever committed a crime in front of me in my entire life, I'm lookin at you OJ...

We will talk tomorrow bitches, and I will have something interesting to say and or write and or play with and or feed to a monkey.